Crazy Thoughts

By Sneha Rajagopal

Here are some funny questions to ponder while you’re walking your dog or driving your car or when you’re sitting at home, bored. Think about these questions, and answer in the comments below!

1.  At a movie theater, which arm rest is yours?

2. If God sneezes, what should you say?

3. If a mime is arrested, do they tell him he has a right to talk?

4. Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?

5.  Why doesn’t McDonald’s have hot dogs?

6. Why does the Easter Bunny carry eggs?

7.  What was Captain’s Hook’s name before he got the hook?

8. Why are Jolly Ranchers called “Jolly Ranchers”?

9. Do they bury people with their braces on?

10. Why is your bone called a “funny bone” when it’s not funny when you hit it?

11. Did Noah have woodpeckers in his ark?

12. Do all-boys schools have a girls bathroom? Do all-girls schools have a boys bathroom?

13. Do we yawn in our sleep?

14. If you lick the air, does it get wet?

15. Does the postman deliver his own mail?



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